local entertainment critic

I'm not a celebrity, canncel this show!

2009-06-16T13:20:00.000-07:00

" *** " 3 stars out of 5.
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The tonight show

2009-06-15T21:00:00.001-07:00

" ***** " 5 stars out of 5. Conan is a wizard with comedy. He just takes regular things and twists it around and around and around until it manipulates it and turns it into a weird, thing, you can't really describe it, that will only show up on a cartoon, or Saturday Night live. He seems naturally funny, like a class clown. Watch it, laugh with it, and the cycle just keeps going on and on and on. People got mad because he traveled to Wrigley Field and went to a street that wasn't near Wrigley. So what? It is TV, just for laughs, anything can happen. I will watch it any time I get the chance. It's on Monday thought Friday. Please watch it even if is just for little laughs. :)

Warcraft

2009-05-09T21:16:00.001-07:00

" * " 1 star out of 5. I've been looking at other criticing websites and no offence to those websites but they seem like dorks... They have been doing 1 word or like a couple words for the review. I'm not used to this so let me try review it with only a couple words... Lets go!

"A pure mind melter"

-Local movie critic.com

"stupid"

-Local movie critic.com

iCarly ( Sam gets a make-over)

2009-04-12T12:42:00.000-07:00

" **** " 4 stars out of 5. Carly is planning an awsome party for Sam. When she goes in the chair of wonder everyone talks about her but there just explaining about her. Everyone thinks its funny but Sam gets upset and wants to have a makeover. She wants Carlys help so bad that Sam begs. Carlys says yes. In two weeks shes at a smoothie shop and her results are fabulas! Then she gets asked out by her dream boy! Then a bully knocked over Carly so Sam faught the bully. But when she was wrestaling the bully Sams boyfriend was watching. So Sams boyfriend said " That was awesome!" I give this episode 4 stars because the bully was so big that in real life Sam can noyt wrestale her. So I would not watch that episode but you can still watch the series.

Monsters vs. alians

2009-04-11T16:08:00.000-07:00

" **** " 4 stars out of 5. This Movie is about a woman named Susan. She is regular, until the day of her wedding. Susan is standing in a small rotunda, and she see's a giant, in-human rock, coming to earth! She gets hit by it and turns into a giant. Her name gets changed to "Ginormica" and you see her adventure wile she struggles in living her new life. Not to mention she haves to save earth wile she also has to look up for her new monster friends. It is very cute, you can't stop from liking it. For me, there were to much cartoon violence in it. If you like having your ears blown out, then this is the perfect movie for you! A perfect family movie, may be to scary for small kids, or to loud for toddlers. I strongly sugjest a parent watching the movie with you. (if you are younger than 5)

Nacked brothers band (Bla)

2009-04-11T15:39:00.000-07:00

" (no stars) " I know it is a old show, but let me tell you... it is the worst show I've ever seen! It just isn't normal for the producers to think that kids will be watching that show and not being freaked out by it! Ignore it and you wont get brain washed by the stupidity of their songs. : {

chloroville.com

2009-04-10T15:47:00.000-07:00

"*****" 5 stars out of 5! The best website there is! Cute comic characters, funny comic strips, and once you read 1 comic, you have to read ALL of them! Visit the website and I promise you'll get a good laugh!

penguins of madablblabla

2009-04-10T15:24:00.000-07:00

"***" 3 stars out of 5. It is a new TV show that only got made because there were 2 movies that were good, and it included them! I can see the people that made it wasn't thinking about the viewer's, they were only thinking about the MONEY. It tries to be comical, but it's not. Don't waist your time watching it, you'll be fine without it.